How I WISH I could be half as funny as Grammarly.
Soapbox moment: I'm actually a big pain-in-the-neck when Dear Husband tries to text-and-drive, so while I poke a little bit of fun here, I support the Maine legislation that recently went into effect increasing the fine for texting and driving. (Does that also include reading-a-book-while-driving? KIDDING!)
Don't text and drive. Also, definitely don't do it when you're driving your great-great-grandmother's car.