Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

28 November 2014

Yummy, Kitsch-y Pop Culture

What's better than Glinda the Good Witch?
The thank you note to Glinda from Dorothy Gale.

Better than 007?
Top Secret Notes regarding the fates of 001 through 006.

Better than the B-52s?
The letter from their real estate agent regarding the efforts to sell the Love Shack.  "I'll be honest, this property is what's known as a 'tough sell' in our business." (p. 166)  PRICELESS.

Yes, the title is Dear Luke, We need to talk.  Dad Darth

Oooh, yummy, silly, pop culture at its ooey, gooey best.  

21 November 2014

Ooh.... trick 'em into it!

I know a certain someone who isn't a big book reader.  Wonder if he'd read if I tried THIS approach... a little reverse psychology....hmmmm....

17 November 2014

I'm All About That Bass

How cute is Meghan Trainor's "All About that Bass"?  VERY cute.  SUPER cute.  (I think I can even legitimately say "wicked cute" because she's from Massachusetts.) 

And hey, we bootylicious girls appreciate the, um, appreciation ;-)

If you like books, and students being super creative, what's even cuter?  Mount Desert Island High School's "All About Those Books".... feast your eyes....


 Right on, kids! I can't wait to see your next video!

17 January 2014

"Mom.... you're such a nag.....but, um, thanks....."

Lately I've been nagging my son a LOT about finishing the details of some of his assignments.  Especially the "make up" worksheets to earn back some point on some less-than-awesome grades on quizzes and tests.

Wednesday night I was the meanest mom in the world.

02 August 2013

A tasty spelling error

You'd think that the USA Today Books staff would be made up of absolute spelling fanatics.  They probably are.  Well, none of us are immune..... I received this in their weekly book newsletter:
























10 May 2013

Don't Lick the Minivan

Things I Should Have Been Doing Yesterday:
1. Laundry
2. Cleaning
3. Going for a training run

Things I Did Instead
1 Drink coffee.
2. Read Leanne Shirtliffe's Don't Lick the Minivan
3. Howl with laughter

"Remember the show Survivor?  That's what parenting is like.  We need to outwit, outlast, and outnumber our kids." (p. 95)

"Parenting tip: Lazy parenting creates kids who are self-starters" (p. 117)

Amen, sister.

28 March 2013

"Unnecessary" "Quotation" "Marks"

Really?


So it may or may not be "opening soon", guess we'll never know.

And just for bonus points, I like the "threader's" - it's that dreaded extra apostrophe again.

If you like this, you'll love the "blog" of "unnecessary" quotation marks

Whenever I see these extraneous quotation marks, all I can think of is the "Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink" sketch from Monty Python.



Know what I mean?  Know what I mean?

22 February 2013

Down the Rabbit Hole, or Where I Wound Up

If you've used Google today, you know it's Edward Gorey's birthday.  The fancy illustration for today is wonderful.


Edward Gorey, the author of the world's very BEST alphabet primer, The Gashlycrumb Tinies. 

"A is for Amy who fell down the stairs
B is for Basil assaulted by bears."

You can read them all here: at Brainpickings.org

Or watch this charming animation.




How am I just finding this now?
(Image courtesy brainpickings.org)
My favorite is the letter N.  What a demise.
But here's the best part, at least for me. I had never found Brainpickings before, and now I have.... and I really like it.  Lots and lots of thoughts on the habit of reading and the art of writing. 

What did we do before we could find the answer to just about ANYTHING using a few keywords and a search engine?  Did we just remember everything?  Did we think and think and think and finally remember the song/film/band/author etc that we were trying to recall?

And so, with one swoop of a search, I find not just the item I wanted to see - the best, most morbid and delightful alphabet - but a whole website rich with content I can't wait to read!

11 January 2013

Judging a Book by Its Lover

How can a book about books possibly be interesting?  When it's by Lauren Leto, self-described "law school dropout."  Judging a Book by Its Lover. 

Lord in heaven, the book is funny.

Leto hits the nail on the head about the challenges of being a "book person."  It's rare to find someone equally "bookish" as oneself.  You either feel like the nerdiest person in the room, or you're way out of your intellectual depth.

In the last year, I've had these two wildly divergent experiences:

I happened to mention to someone-I-knew-in-my-youth that I write a book blog. 
"Uh, why?"
"I've always read a lot, so I thought I should write about what I love."
"You read a lot? How much do you read?"
"Oh, about a book a week."
Give yourself a leg up!
"A book a week?  Oh my god, did you hear that, honey?  She reads a book a WEEK!"
"Um, yeah." (Everyone is now staring at me.)
"But why write a blog?"
"Well, that's a good question..."
"Why do you read, anyway?"

How do I respond to that?  Why write a blog?  Ask the hundreds of thousands of people who do.  It's like asking someone "Why do you ski?"  "Why do you run half-marathons?" "Why do you donate blood?"  "Why do you still work a 60-hour workweek?"  Everyone has something they are passionate about.  But, yes, I supposed it is still a reasonably unusual endeavor.

But asking me why I read?  That's like asking me why I bathe and brush my teeth.  It really took me aback that someone would simply not comprehend the validity of reading and/or writing for its own sake.

(Over the course of being in her presence, the "OMG a-book-a-week" person reveals that Coach bags, mani-pedis, watering the lawn, and the elliptical at the gym rank among her most inspiring moments in life.  We don't have much in common.)

On the other hand, I've also found myself in a group of such tremendous literati fire-power that saying, "I just finished Anna Karenina" sounded about as impressive to their ears as "I just finished Green Eggs and Ham."  After admitting sheepishly that, yes, I truly do enjoy the gladiatorial combat that is Notre Dame football, someone asked me where I went for my Master's.  (panic)  Oh, look, there's no line at the bar!  I think I'll freshen up this drink....

This book is fun fun fun if you know a bit about literature (classic or contemporary) because you get the jokes.  In "Stereotyping People by Favorite Author", it's one tweetable sentence after another.  Superfan of Charles Dickens? "Ninth graders who think they're going to be authors some day but end up in marketing." Ernest Hemingway? "Men who own cottages." Hunter S. Thompson? "That kid in your philosophy class with the stupid tattoo." Terry Goodkind? "People who have never been Dungeon Master but still play D&D."  (p.112-126) And on and on....

It's also fun fun fun if you don't know anything about literature. That's where Lauren Leto can save the day with the chapter entitled "How to Fake it," in which she summarizes just about every author that might come up in conversation while you are trying to balance a glass of chardonnay in one hand while simultaneously eating canapes off a small plate (Note: I haven't mastered the art of making this look good).  Consider it the cocktail party Worst-Case Scenario handbook.  I haven't read David Foster Wallace's Infinite Jest, but I know about it, and now I know a little bit more about it - at least enough to "fake it." 

Sidebar - do people actually read Infinite Jest, or just read about it enough to sound worldly?

Finally, I really connected with her true love affair with books.  That "a good novel presents you with an engaging world that is a reality only for you" (p. 268). But it's also a world that we share with every other reader of that book.  But consider - every one of those "worlds" is one we've created, based on the book, in our own minds.  Every reading experience creates a new, unique memory of a new "reality.  Think about THAT one for a while!

Lauren Leto is the creator of "Texts From Last Night".  Don't go there if you don't enjoy jokes about being drunk, the things that happen when you're drunk (especially the things you don't remember... but your friends do), and the pitiful remorse the following day.

10 October 2012

Don't be so possessive!

To me, the apostrophe is the most over-used piece of punctuation in 21st century English.

Note the following:



This was posted on the cordoned-off section of the football field, designated for, yeah, you guessed it, coaches and players.

I see this kind of spelling mistake all the time.  I don't get it.... why the obsession with apostrophes?  Is it because we (not so) secretly want to own everything?  

 


Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.

Mine.

04 October 2012

Hey honey, I know...

"I know what we should do for our 20th anniversary!  Double date with the Romneys in Denver!"  - Said No One Ever.

20 September 2012

What's wrong with this picture - redux

I won't bore you with a rant on how expensive gas is.

But if I'm going to pay nearly $4/gallon, I deserve better signage.


I know how to pre-pay,
and I know how to pay in advance.
But how exactly do you prepay in advance?

Does that mean I have to pre-prepay? Prepay even before I've thought about paying?


Ugh.  Someone buy me an electric car.

04 September 2012

Texting while driving - the Early Years

How I WISH I could be half as funny as Grammarly.


Soapbox moment: I'm actually a big pain-in-the-neck when Dear Husband tries to text-and-drive, so while I poke a little bit of fun here, I support the Maine legislation that recently went into effect increasing the fine for texting and driving. (Does that also include reading-a-book-while-driving?  KIDDING!)

Don't text and drive.  Also, definitely don't do it when you're driving your great-great-grandmother's car.

15 June 2012

Book People Unite!

I stumbled across this WONDERFUL music video.  Recognize any of your favorite characters?




Brought to you by the good people at Reading is Fundamental and BookPeopleUnite.org

NOT TO BE MISSED: The Behind the Scenes making of Book People Unite.  OMG, I don't know what's funnier, Raggedy Andy talking about Raggedy Ann, or LeVar Burton discussing the tension on set between the Three Little Pigs and the Three Blind Mice.

Visit your local library!  Here's a link to information about public libraries in every corner of Maine.  (Don't forget to check out their summer reading programs - many libraries have programs for kids AND adults.  You win twice - read awesome books, and get cool swag!)  Best of all, if your local library doesn't have the book you want in their collection, you can access MINERVA and get the book via Interlibrary Loan - also FREE.

08 December 2011

"Hey girl - I like the library too."

If you haven't discovered the Rabbit Hole that is Pinterest yet, well, don't come crying to me when you do, and you forget to do stuff like bathe, talk to your family, go to work, eat.  Because you're too involved with Pinterest.  It could happen.

I found this little gem on Pinterest last night: "Hey Girl. I like the library too."


Oh my heavens.  Drop-dead gorgeous men, who talk intelligently about books?  I'll try to keep my clothes on.